Today we received our free issue of the Highway Mail .
Front page story about a " child " of 14 , who was shot in the head by a pellet gun ( amazing ? )
Him & his mates were riding around the area ringing bells & intercoms & bugging all the dogs . This was at 23:30 hours .
Any way our hero thought some one threw a stone at him . They continued for a while before going their separate ways .
The next day our hero was whining to his mom about a lump on his head . The doctor removed a pellet with forceps .
Now our poor hero is suffering from trauma , stress , severe head aches & dizziness .
So , now how we do limit the damage this smart arse & his attacker have caused us ?
Mom is very cross with my old police station , she feels not enough has been done to arrest the attacker .
Apparently the rude police man put the phone down on her while she was telling him that he was inneficient for not arresting her son's attacker .
I will consult our gun guru , Gavin Leach , to see if he can think of some thing to regain our tarnished name !